sublimebeeessry:
“ timdrakeothy:
“ 99fandomsandmarvelisone:
“ krispythinkings:
“ pearlmarley:
“ sherlockismyholmesboi:
“ hurpthederp:
“ thenarator:
“ joshunf:
“ this guy would survive in movies
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girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just...

sublimebeeessry:

timdrakeothy:

99fandomsandmarvelisone:

krispythinkings:

pearlmarley:

sherlockismyholmesboi:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

This whole post is GOLD

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Yea, if you’re an actor and you deliberately try to freak people out then you need to be aware it’s flight or FIGHT. There’s a chance that someone will run away screaming but someone could also square up and try to kick your creepy ass.

By deciding to be a creepy bastard you are accepting the possibility that you might end up getting hurt and I do not feel sorry for you.

But a quick reminder: if you go to a haunted house, DONT GO if you know you react to fear with violence. You’re paying to be scared by these actors; they’re doing their jobs. They don’t deserve to be punched for something you signed off on.

But if you’re an actor or prankster who’s picking targets who didn’t consent ahead of time, be warned, you might get punched.

Every discussion point on this post is gold

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actuallyalivingsaint:
“ that-kid-from-the-internet:
“ ciarachimera:
“ rampaigehalseyface:
“ sparkingtimepiece:
“ petermorwood:
“ 4gifs:
“ Tiger gets a bad baby tooth removed
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When a tiger’s first response to having a tooth yanked is not a roar,...

actuallyalivingsaint:

that-kid-from-the-internet:

ciarachimera:

rampaigehalseyface:

sparkingtimepiece:

petermorwood:

4gifs:

Tiger gets a bad baby tooth removed

When a tiger’s first response to having a tooth yanked is not a roar, snarl or swipe with claws, but a test nibble to check that its mouth works as well as it suddenly feels, it speaks volumes about how much the bad tooth* must have hurt.

*You can see, briefly, that it’s black and nasty on the inner side. Yuck.

poor baby

I’m just awed by the amount of trust in this gif. That tiger totally trusts that the human is going to help with that scary metal object on an already painful area and the human totally trusts that the tiger is just test nibbling and not chomping down on his arm. I flinch when a house cat comes at me too fast and these two don’t even hesitate to trust each other.

baby :3

I cannot explain my fondness for the words “test nibble”

“thank you human” *nibble nibble* ^_^

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beetledrink:

me after watching Matilda as a child and waiting and waiting for my own Miss Honey to notice i was miserable and come save me and be proud of me and then realizing that doesnt happen and also that i cant move stuff with my mind i can just read books really well & be mentally ill

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zaku-too:

officialtomselleck:

weirdrussians:

It’s a pine fall day today in Russia.

Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and resulted in the equivalent of a nuclear bomb going off but no one really even noticed.

russia requiring drivers to have dashcams for insurance purposes is literally the best law ever enacted bc we get to see shit like this

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